I was taken out on a date a few months back…. By an Australian gentleman. Someone who came into my bar on a regular basis. Handsome. Beard. Super soft-spoken. Our conversation one night I was at work intrigued me enough that after he asked me to go out, I had no reservation about saying yes. Lately I’ve been trying to be a bit open minded about men, since my luck with them over the years has been a little….. uh, bad?
So needless to say, we went out. After I had to decide where we went (which in my book is not always a good start) I decided on a wine bar close to my house…. I made him come to my side of town since he couldn’t make a decision on where to meet. I was pretty pumped up about going, regardless, as I hadn’t been on a date in a while… even wore red reels that night. We got to the crowded bar and we had a glass of wine and some nibbles. I had to be nice and order everything vegetarian because the guy didn’t eat meat. An Australian who doesn’t eat meat? Are you kidding me? Oh dear…. The conversation was, uh well…. OKAY. Not great. I had a hard time hearing him most of the evening. He didn’t really speak up at all, not to mention I was a little bored after an hour and half. As the check came, the bartender placed it in between us…. As I was in mid-conversation neither one of us looked at it right away. But I gradually started to grab my purse (making an effort to be a good Midwestern girl and not assume that the check was going to be picked up by the guy that asked you out in the first place) and well, I was glad I didn’t assume. Because the dude made me pay. He made me pay. We split it down the middle actually. And he really had no reservations about it. There was nothing discussed. But am wrong in thinking that if a man asks a woman out…. HE ASKS THE GIRL OUT ON A DATE… that he pays for the first date? And if there are others after, than the discussion of who picks up the check next is open….? Am I wrong? Seriously? Am I wrong? Maybe it’s an Australian thing? Do they do that down there?
Needless to say, after the guy was completely boring me and I didn’t laugh once….I didn’t really care. And I never really heard from him again afterwards…. Which I was completely fine with. Except that he came into my bar the other night and I avoided him like the plague.…. And my lovely friend, whom I was bartending with that night…. Made him pay for a Gingerale after I told her the story. Her words exactly, “I just totally made him pay for a gingerale” Which made me happy. Charge that guy a gingerale…. Charge him for a $3 gingerale. Hell, charge him for the refills too.
In honor of my Vegetarian Aussie, I’m going to pair him with an incredible Grilled Flatiron Steak. A recipe I found in my Bon Appetit Magazine. www.bonappetit.com I made this the other night in some fajitas, and I couldn’t stop patting myself on the back. It was so freaking good.
GRILLED FLATIRON STEAKS
2 IB Flatiron, Flank, hanger or skirt steak
kosher salt
Zest and juice of 1 orange
¼ Cup thinly sliced shallots
2 Tbsp Chopped fresh oregano
2 Tbsp minced garlic
2 Tbsp Smoked paprika
2 Tbsp of Vegetable oil
1 Tbsp Crushed Red Pepper
Place Steak in a large baking dish and season generously with salt. Stir orange zest and juice and remaining 6 ingredients in a small bowl to combine. Spread mixture evenly over both sides of steak and let marinate at room temperature for 1 hour. Build a medium hot fire in a charcoal grill or gas grill to high. Grill steak, turning once, until nicely charred. About 5 minutes on each side for medium-rare.
I can’t believe I haven’t shared this next artist with you… He and I go way back. Back to Chicago actually…. I remember the guy who shared his first album, Trouble, with me. I’ve seen him about 3 times live since, and I plan on seeing him again… his name is Ray LaMontagne. Most of you all know him for his famous song, Trouble. The song that played in every department or grocery store back in 2004. I’m happy to say, that all of his other albums are just as good, and quite unique. The song I’m going to pair my Amaz-balls Flat Iron Steak with today is called Henry Nearly Killed Me (It’s A Shame). From the Gossip In The Grain album. Dudes, this song is fantastic and crazy awesome to rock out to…. Especially after a date with a Vegetarian Australian who doesn’t speak up and bores a lady half to death with his soft-spoken speech. He nearly killed me too…….
Perhaps I’ll find me a handsome bearded Ray LaMontagne one day, to sing me a bit of Henry before I fall asleep at night…. Enjoy my readers.

